John Carroll President Richard O'Hara, in a bloodless overnight coup, was named President for Life by a rogue band of trustees and a motley assortment of students, faculty, and well-wishers calling their movement "the Bel Air Spring."
President O'Hara--or "Generalissimo Rick" as he is now to be addressed--assumed supreme control of the John Carroll School and its environs to a fanfare of trumpets and Nerf gun fire at approximately 8 a.m. today, crushing the spirit of a small dissenting group of protesters by simply demanding that all media attention focus on the new turf fields he now commands like Caesar before his legions.
All hail Generalissimo Rick and his glorious new regime of global ambition and Steely Dan covers!
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